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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Caffeinated Randomness: The King, The Sword & The Bathroom

10:53 PM | Posted by Michelle | Edit Post

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As I mentioned in a recent post, my Babes and I are working through "Java with the Judges" by Sandra Glahn. During our first study, we came across a story that made us laugh. It's the story of Ehud.

Once again the Israelites did evil in the eyes of the LORD, and because they did this evil the LORD gave Eglon king of Moab power over Israel. Getting the Ammonites and Amalekites to join him, Eglon came and attacked Israel, and they took possession of the City of Palms. The Israelites were subject to Eglon king of Moab for eighteen years.

Again the Israelites cried out to the LORD, and he gave them a deliverer—Ehud, a left-handed man, the son of Gera the Benjamite. The Israelites sent him with tribute to Eglon king of Moab. Now Ehud had made a double-edged sword about a foot and a half long, which he strapped to his right thigh under his clothing. He presented the tribute to Eglon king of Moab, who was a very fat man. After Ehud had presented the tribute, he sent on their way the men who had carried it. At the idols near Gilgal he himself turned back and said, "I have a secret message for you, O king." The king said, "Quiet!" And all his attendants left him.

Ehud then approached him while he was sitting alone in the upper room of his summer palace and said, "I have a message from God for you." As the king rose from his seat, Ehud reached with his left hand, drew the sword from his right thigh and plunged it into the king's belly. Even the handle sank in after the blade, which came out his back. Ehud did not pull the sword out, and the fat closed in over it. Then Ehud went out to the porch ; he shut the doors of the upper room behind him and locked them.

After he had gone, the servants came and found the doors of the upper room locked. They said, "He must be relieving himself in the inner room of the house." They waited to the point of embarrassment, but when he did not open the doors of the room, they took a key and unlocked them. There they saw their lord fallen to the floor, dead.

While they waited, Ehud got away. He passed by the idols and escaped to Seirah. When he arrived there, he blew a trumpet in the hill country of Ephraim, and the Israelites went down with him from the hills, with him leading them. (Judges 3: 12-27 NIV)

One of the Babes wanted to know how fat was the King that the fat would close in over it? I'm thinking Jabba the Hut fat. I giggled over the servants thinking he was on the "john!" (I know childish, but I wasn't the only one.)

It started me thinking about all those weird little obscure stories in the Bible, like:

1. God almost killing Moses until his wife circumcises their son (Exodus 4:24-26);

2. The Gibeonites in Joshua 9 who deceived Israel by wearing old clothes and bringing moldy bread; and

3 Shamgar and his oxgoad (Judges 3:31)

Then we have some of the larger known stories like Jael and her hammer, Lot and his daughters and Salome and her "dance".

Before I became a Christian, the only Bible stories I knew were Moses and the 10 Commandments (thank you, Charleton Heston), David and Goliath and the Christmas & Easter stories respectively. I had heard the names Jezebel and Delilah but through Bette Davis and Tom Jones. Now that I've become a Christian and read my Bible, I'm continually shocked with all the violence, sex and deception in it. Days of our Lives and Young and the Restless have nothing on the Bible. However, what other book reveals God love and ultimate sacrifice to redeem his children, no matter what they have done.

So, tell me: What's your favourite obscure Bible Story?